By Propaganda Minister

Mysterious visitor alert!

A new scary visitor from outer space has popped up on American television. Nobody knows who they are or where they come from. Seems they just want to kill people and pick up some scraps of junk metal.

In fact, these visitors are unknown even to us. We'll have to wait a while and see if we can figure out their planet of origin. Between these new invaders and the lizards from V things are looking pretty bad.

There's a possibility that there's a connection between these visitors and the UFOs filmed over London this week. These recent encounters with aggressive races of visitors recalls the remarks of Stephen Hawking just last year: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet," he argues. "I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach."

By Propaganda Minister

A couple examples of the advanced species that have visited Earth in recent years. In these cases it's obvious that the visitors have used a cloaking technology that renders them invisible to humans. We managed to intercept these images from news feeds on the visitors home planets. They were made with the visitor's native technology allowing the cloaked portions to be visible.

By Propaganda Minister

Many visitors from the Invisible Galaxy are living on Earth and are well disguised. Not all aliens are as sophisticated as we are. Some folks on Earth think they can detect poorly disguised aliens. In fact, your neighbors or co-workers may be from outer space. Here are some things to look for:

1. They may wear odd or mismatched clothes like checked pants with striped shirts.
2. Unusual eating habits. They might eat French fries with a spoon or gobble down large amounts of ice cream.
3. Bizarre sense of humor. They may laugh at serious moments or tell jokes with no punch line.
4. Takes frequent sick days or may be absent while on the clock. This is a tip off that they could be on their space ship.
5. Questioning about customs of co-workers. They wouldn't know what to buy for Christmas presents.
6. Secretive about personal life. They wouldn't want to discuss Friday's hot date.
7. Frequently talks to itself. Could indicate communication with a space ship.
8. Displays physical reaction when near high-tech hardware. Cell phone signals could cause a disturbance in it's physical appearance.

If some one you know exhibits some or all of these characteristics, there's a good chance they're really an extraterrestrial in disguise. What to do next is up to you.

By Professor Cline

I read in the news today that this Chavez guy speculates that capitalism and imperialism finished of life on Mars. The documentary artist James Douglass Haley found many remains on Mars during his visit there thousands of years ago.

I had the opportunity to see Mr. Chavez while searching for monsters in South America. It is my opinion that he is actually an alien masquerading as a human, like me. However, I cannot determine the galaxy or planet of his origin. It is certainly someplace as yet unknown to the residents of the Invisible Galaxy.

So it is possible that Mr. Chavez or others of his species were present on Mars at the time of the unfortunate events. Also it is possible that his species attacked and destroyed the Martian civilization and these statements are just a deflection tactic. I am curious to hear what else he says about this.

By Propaganda Minister

Wow! This is a true breakthrough in cultural relations. The most famous actress in the Invisible Galaxy is the star of a new movie on Earth. She only recently made the trip to Earth through the wormhole and after a short visit with Professor Cline went straight to L.A. and landed a starring part in a major feature film. On Planet Zero she has played mostly in romantic comedies. For the first time in her career she will be playing a masculine role. This can be attributed to the fact that on Earth the people are unable to tell the difference between genders of Zeroids.

All the citizens of the Invisible Galaxy wish her well and are proud of this great breakthrough in interstellar relations. Movie info